Happy Valentine’s day!
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Woman: “I think you should break up with me.”
Man: “I’m not really comfortable with that. How about you break up with me?”
[ Woman and Man stare at each other. ]
Woman: “I’ve been cheating on you.”
Man: “I’ve been cheating on you.”
Woman: “For six months.”
Man: “Seven months.”
Woman: “I’M PREGNANT!”
Man: “I never use a condom!”
Woman: “I pretend to be an underage boy and pick up male clients!”
Man: “I sleep with underage boys every night while dressed as Hitler!”
Woman: “Well, I…I cheat with…with a guy who dresses like Hitler.”
[ Man stares blankly. ]
[ Woman starts to smile. ]
Woman: “Adolf?”
Man: “B-Billy?”
[ Woman and Man kiss. ]
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY! 
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