Thoughts of JS

Woman: “I think you should break up with me.” Man: “I’m not really comfortable with that. How about you break up with me?” [ Woman and Man stare at each other. ] Woman: “I’ve been cheating on you.” Man: “I’ve been cheating on you.” Woman: “For six months.” Man: “Seven months.” Woman: “I’M PREGNANT!” Man: “I never use a condom!” Woman: “I pretend to be an underage boy and pick up male clients!” Man: “I sleep with underage boys every night while dressed as Hitler!” Woman: … Read entire article »