Thoughts of JS

There are guys out there who are still searching for the perfect pick up line. If you HAVE to use a pickup line, use one of these! They’re the best! Call me Fred Flintstone, because I’ll make your Bedrock. Let’s play Titanic, when I say ‘ICEBERG’, you go down. You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar rise. If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts? Would you wear shoes if you didn’t have any feet? Then why are you wearing a bra? You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can easily see myself in your pants. How about you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up. Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy? Playing Doctors is for kids. How about me … Read entire article »